PRESIDENT HILLARY?




Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.



The ghost of George Washington appears.... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie,"

"Oh!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."



The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears.... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people,"

"Oh! I don't know about that."



On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears.... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"


Lincoln says,


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"Go to the theater."







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