One day, God looked down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on.
He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called a female angel 
God said this was not good. He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good and encourage them. A little something to help them keep going. Do you know what that E-mail said? V V V V V V V V V V V V Further V V V V V V V V V V V V OH, DEAR!!! V V V V V YOU DIDN'T GET ONE EITHER???!! |
and sent her to Earth for a time. When she returned she told God, yes it is bad on Earth, 95% is bad 
and 5% is good.
Well, he thought for a moment and said maybe I had better send down a male angel; to get both points of view. So God called a male angel and sent him to earth for a time.
When the male angel returned he went to God and told him yes, the Earth was in decline, 95% was bad