Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them gets in.

St. Peter asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and  says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and  I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for  eternity."

St. Peter thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same  question.

The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the  lever.

St. Peter says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go  in."

Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down.

She spits into a commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to  me?"