A CONVERSATION BETWEEN MOSES & GOD - YEAR 2007

"Excuse me, Sir."

"Is that you again, Moses?"

"I'm afraid it is, Sir."

"What is it this time, Moses. More computer problems?"

"How did you guess?"

"I don't have to guess, Moses. Remember?"

"Oh, yeah. I forgot."

"Tell me what you want, Moses."

"But you already know. Remember?"

"Moses!"

"Sorry, Sir."

"Well, go ahead, Moses. Spit it out!"

"I have a question, Sir. You know the list you sent me?"

"You mean the Ten Commandments, Moses?"

"That's it. I was wondering if they were important."

"What do you mean 'were important,' Moses? Of course, they ARE important. Otherwise I wouldn't have sent them to you."

"Well, sorry, but my Assistant lost them."

"Are you trying to tell me he didn't save them, Moses?"

"Yes, Sir. he forgot. I did send them to some people before he lost them, though."

"And did you hear back from any of them?"

"You already know I did. What about the one gal who said she never says 'shalt not.' Can she change the words a bit?"

"Yes, Moses. As long as she doesn't change the meaning."



"And what about the guy who thought your stance was too dogmatic and recommended calling them the Ten Suggestions or letting people pick one or two to try for a while?"

"Moses, I'll act as if I didn't hear that."

"I think that means 'NO'.
Well, what about the guy who said I was scamming him?"

"I think that is spamming, Moses."



"Oh, yeah. I e-mailed him back and told him I don't even eat that stuff, and I have no idea how you can send it to someone through a computer."

"And what did he say?"

"You know what he said. He used Your name in vain.&^$#@!*&^ You don't think he might have sent me one of those plagues and that's the reason I lost Your list, do you?"

"They're called viruses, Moses."

"Whatever! This computer stuff is too much for me. Can we just go back to those stone tablets?
It was hard on my back taking them out and reading them every day, but I never lost them."

"We'll do it the new way, Moses."

"I was afraid you would say that, Sir."

"Moses, what did I tell you to do if you messed up?"

"You told me to hold up this rat and stretch it out toward the computer."

"It's a mouse, Moses. Mouse! And did you do that?"

"No, I decided to try Technical Support first. After all, who knows more about this stuff than you, and I really like your hours. By the way, Sir, did Noah have two of these mice on the ark?"

"No, Moses."

"One other thing. Why didn't you name them frogs instead of mice, because they do sit on a pad?"



"I didn't name them, Moses. Man did, and you can call yours a frog if you want to."

"Oh, that explains it. Kind of like Adam, huh, Sir? I bet some woman told him to call it a mouse. After all, wasn't it a woman who named one of the computers Apple?"

"Say good night, Moses."

"Wait a minute, sir. I am stretching out the mouse
and it seems to be working. Yes, a couple of the ten things have come back."

"Which ones are they, Moses?"

"Let's see.

'Thou shalt not steal from any grave an image'

and

'Thou shalt not uncover thy neighbors wife.

"Turn the computer off, Moses. I'm sending you another set of stone tablets.

How does 'Same Day Air' sound?????"

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