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THE MONSTER MASH




I was working in the lab, late one night.

When my eyes beheld a eerie sight,

for my monster from the slab began to rise

and suddenly to my surprise.



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CHORUS

He did the mash

He did the monster mash

The monster mash

It was a graveyard smash

He did the mash

It caught on in a flash

He did the mash

He did the monster mash

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From my laboratory in the castle east,

to the master bedroom, where the vampires feast.



The ghouls all came from their humble abode,



to get a jolt from my electrodes.

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They did the mash

They did the monster mash

The monster mash

It was a graveyard smash

They did the mash

It caught on in a flash

They did the mash

They did the monster mash

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The Zombies were having fun, the party had just begun.

The guests included Wolfman,

Dracula and his Son.

The scene was rocking, all were digging sounds

Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds.


The coffin baggers, were about to arrive

with their vocal group, The "Crypt Kicker Five."

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They played the mash

They played the monster mash

The monster mash

It was a graveyard smash

They played the mash

It caught on in a flash

They played the mash

They played the monster mash

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Out from his coffin, Drac*s voice did ring.

Seems he was troubled by just one thing.

He opened the lid and shook his fist, and said,

"What ever happened to the Transylvania Twist?"

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It*s now the mash

It*s now the monster mash

The monster mash

And it*s a graveyard smash

It*s now the mash

It caught on in a flash

It*s now the mash

It*s now the monster mash

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Now everything*s cool, Drac*s a part of the band,

and my Monster Mash is the hit of the land.



For the living,

this mash was meant too.







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