I was working in the lab, late one night.
When my eyes beheld a eerie sight,
for my monster from the slab began to rise
and suddenly to my surprise.
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CHORUS
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
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From my laboratory in the castle east,
to the master bedroom, where the vampires feast.
The ghouls all came from their humble abode,
to get a jolt from my electrodes.
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They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
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The Zombies were having fun, the party had just begun.
The guests included Wolfman,
Dracula and his Son.
The scene was rocking, all were digging sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds.
The coffin baggers, were about to arrive
with their vocal group, The "Crypt Kicker Five."
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They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
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Out from his coffin, Drac*s voice did ring.
Seems he was troubled by just one thing.
He opened the lid and shook his fist, and said,
"What ever happened to the Transylvania Twist?"
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It*s now the mashIt*s now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it*s a graveyard smash
It*s now the mash
It caught on in a flash
It*s now the mash
It*s now the monster mash
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Now everything*s cool, Drac*s a part of the band, and my Monster Mash is the hit of the land.
For the living,
this mash was meant too.
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